Monday, December 18, 2006

Nuggets-Knicks fight

The Nuggets and Knicks got in a fight. (If you haven’t seen it yet, you can click on the links in the sidebar of this story, and you can find it a million other places.)

1. Thank you, Nate Robinson’s little-man complex, for escalating everything and, more importantly in my view, starting a fight that will get the league’s leading scorer suspended. I’m sure the Jazz are grateful.

2. Forget Darrent Williams. The Broncos should sign Carmelo to play cornerback, because he’s the only guy who can backpedal faster than Champ Bailey.

3. Supposedly George Karl was running up the score in honor of his friend, Larry Brown. Wait, why does Larry Brown hate the Knicks? If I was Larry Brown, I would sit front row at every Knicks game with a gigantic smile. Thanks for the eighteen million! Anyway, I’m sure the Knicks love the idea of teams using their games to show their true feelings about Brown. Sure, George Karl will run up the score from time to time, but a lot of other teams will show gratitude. I mean, the Pistons would probably shoot at their own basket just to let New York win, right?

4. Isiah Thomas calling you out for bad sportsmanship is like Allen Iverson saying you don't practice hard enough.

1 comment:

David said...

since when was running up the score in basketball akin to the next-inning brushback?

lame.

carmelo's punch was as solid as freaking don flaminco's from mike tyson's punch out.