Skip to main content

NCAA Tournament Preview, or Why Would I Help You?

March Madness, of course, was the topic of Hole Punch Sports’ first post a year ago.

Every bracket contest I’m competing in includes at least some readers of this blog. I’m really tempted to lie a lot and try to throw everyone off. I guess you could say that’s what I did last year, when I picked two teams that couldn't escape the opening weekend to make the Final Four.

This year, I’m going to write more of a general preview than any real specific regional predictions (except for the national champion). I am either doing to this to avoid giving up my research edge, or perhaps to avoid being wrong in so public a manner. Plus this gives all of you a chance to experiment and learn. As the old NFL commercials said: You make the call!

I should point out that on ESPN.com’s tournament challenge last year, I started out 13-0 and was ranked No. 1 in the world, at least with one of my five charts (to be fair, I think I was tied for first with literally thousands of other brackets). So if I can give any honest and practical advice, it would be to fill out a lot of brackets, sort of like how Mel Kiper, Jr. makes endless mock drafts.

All right, on to the regions:

Atlanta: Duke (No. 1 seed), thankfully, won't win it all. Why? Because this Duke squad is exactly the same as every other Duke team of recent vintage. Let’s see.

No depth. Check. This is the Blue Devils' annual Achilles heel. Actually, Duke has a decent seven players averaging twenty minutes per game, but at least half of those guys aren’t doing anything when they’re on the floor. And while Duke is clearly one of the nation’s top teams, the squad has faded down the stretch-never a good sign come tourney time.

One-dimensional shooter. Check. I mentioned this last year. Following in the footsteps of Trajan Langdon, J.J. Redick is widely hailed as the best shooter in the land. What the heck, he might even actually be that this year. But whatever you’ve heard about added dimensions to his game is completely overblown. Still no passing, rebounding or defense. I’m no basketball coach-oh, wait, I am-but those seem kind of important. He’s a very good, very valuable player on a team perfect for him, but the best basketball player in the country? That’s ridiculous.

Ignored frontcourt. And check. How can I say Shelden Williams is ignored? With his talents, the Blue Devils could rely on him more than they do. In Duke’s first loss, to Georgetown, Williams shot just 2-for-8.

Of course, there are other teams. Syracuse (5) made an awesome run through the Big East tourney, sparked by senior Gerry McNamara’s amazing clutch shooting. Impressive. But you know what that gets you? A Big East tournament win. While it’d be great to see the momentum carry over and lead to even more of Jim Boeheim’s profane press conferences, I don’t see it happening.

LSU (4) has serious frontcourt toughness that could spark a deeper run. Dur, if you haven’t heard, West Virginia’s (6) Kevin Pittsnogle has a funny name, but I’m more than sick of those guys.

Oh, I probably should mention Texas (2), too. The Longhorns have a gaudy 27-6 record, but sort of got hammered by Kansas in their last game. Daniel Gibson has a ton of talent, but hasn’t really progressed the way I would have expected. That leaves a heavy load on statistically similar forwards P.J. Tucker (16.2 points. 9.2 rebounds) and LaMarcus Aldridge (15 and 9). If Gibson cranks it up there’s no one they can’t beat, but then there’s no reason to expect that, either.

Oakland: This region’s best-known team is the No. 3 seed, Gonzaga. Perhaps you've heard of Communist forward Adam Morrison, a Player of the Year candidate who actually looked like a normal human being as a freshman. Like Redick, Morrison has no pro future. (Granted, both could be solid bench guys on good teams, but neither will approach stardom.) Did you see that Sports Illustrated cover where he stood next to Redick? Let’s just say I don’t think he’s 6-8 anymore. But...Morrison’s kicking in 28.4 points per game, and his team’s on an eighteen-game winning streak dating to last year.

The No. 1 seed is Memphis, which has had an outstanding season (30-3). But something about the phrase “Conference USA” sounds suspicious to me. Memphis has balanced scoring and is second in the nation in rebounding. They are the biggest obstacle to Gonzaga’s hopes for the Final Four. I am also interested to see how UCLA (2) will fare in its opening-round horse race (15).

Washington, D.C. I’ve always liked the Carolina Tar Heels (3), who really stepped up and saved whatever semblance of credibility I had by winning it all last year. They exceeded all expectations with a decimated roster. That said, I expect a solid but unspectacular tournament run.

Their opponents in last year’s title game, Illinois, snagged the fourth seed. That’s good news for fans of grind-it-out basketball and sportcoats you can hunt in. Guard Dee Brown is substantially less special when he’s not surrounded by other perimeter specialists-while he scored more points per game this year, his shooting percentage is down from .499 to an anemic .367.

Enough beating around the bush in this region. UConn (1) will surely advance to the Final Four. They’ve got the coaching, they’ve got the talent, and they have the depth. Five players score in double-digits and a sixth, Hilton Armstrong, chips in 9.8 per. In other words, they’re loaded just like last year’s champions and the UConn team of a year before that. With one region remaining, I’m going to go ahead and call Connecticut as my pick for the national champions.

Minneapolis. The selection committee apparently decided to send every “blah” team to Minnesota. I am definitely pulling for Allan Ray of Villanova (1), who’s coming back from a gruesome eye injury. Also, I want him to play for the Sonics someday. Nevada (5) and Montana (12) should have a riveting contest in the Battle of Open Space.

Ohio State (2) is sort of a baby UConn, with five players in double figures. The Buckeyes have no all-around standout, however. Boston College (4) is getting serious attention in this region as well, but didn’t really separate themselves from the pack when playing against top-tier teams. The best of the Eagles is Craig Smith, a four-year stalwart and potent inside man.

Comments

Mike said…
Everyone's down on Tennessee, but while they could easily fall before the Sweet Sixteen, they are facing off against some combination of Winthrop, Wichita State, and Seton Hall. So who knows.

I agree, there is a lot of depth to the field, though it doesn't seem spread out very well, or at least the teams I'm interested in. Who cares? Can't wait for Thursday...uh, I mean tonight.
Mike said…
Wichita State wins. Score one for the Captain.

Popular posts from this blog

The Mitchell Report

It came out today, and you may have already looked at it. If not, you can download it as a pdf all over the place, including from ESPN.com . Anyway, the big name named in it was Roger Clemens. That's what we've been waiting all this time for? I don't even know what to say, because this is like the least-surprising report of all time. I hate the gotcha crap that goes on when stuff like this happens. You know, the know-it-alls who say how obvious it was that Clemens had been cheating for years—hey, just look at his age! (Did these people say this so confidently  before Clemens was named? No. And have they ever heard of Nolan Ryan?) But seriously. He's huge, he put really big numbers for a really long time, and he's considered this super-intense jerk—basically, he's Barry Bonds on the mound. Setting aside the moral issues of steroid use (and believe me, I'm against it), I was hoping for some entertainment out of today's revelations, and I was sorely dis...

The Top Dozen Pro Quarterbacks

With the NFL season over, it’s time for year two of my annual quarterback rankings . Actually, last year the list was of quarterbacks I’d take over Jake Plummer. Since such a list this year would be at least a novella, I’ve changed it to the top twelve quarterbacks. This list is intended to be the best quarterbacks as of today and/or next season. Thus, it won’t correspond perfectly with, say, my list of the best young quarterbacks . Vince Young’s completion percentage, for example, will count against him more here. That said, some predictions are still involved. (For example, will Jake Delhomme and Ben Roethlisberger bounce back?) The winners: 12. Philip Rivers, San Diego. Rivers may deserve a higher spot on this list. I’m just trying not to get too carried away. On the plus side, he’s on a fine team (if they have coaches next year) and has a fantastic arm. On the downside, he’s young and was nothing special in the playoffs. So there’s a chance he won’t be quite so good next year, tho...

Who cares?

So we finally got done with the NBA playoffs after nearly two months of stretched-out play, and tomorrow's the draft. I really couldn't care less. I'm so burned out on the sport. Sadly, there's nothing else going on worth mentioning, so we might as well get into it. (Yes, baseball, Pugs, but I haven't really started following that this year yet, sorry.) Would the NFL hold its draft five days after the Super Bowl? Of course not, and not just because the league doesn't want to distract from the highlight of its annual calendar, the Pro Bowl. Of course, the NBA's situation is a little different. College play ended two and a half months ago, and the teams want to get draftees ready for the all-important summer league play (because the kind of guys that need the summer league always end up players). Not that when college basketball is over is relevant, anyway-the league is overrun by a bunch of high school players "just months removed from their prom" (...