Sunday, December 27, 2009

A Sunday of Ticket

Last Sunday I had the inestimable pleasure of spending my Sunday in a chair at a friend’s place watching NFL Sunday Ticket on a brand-new Sony HDTV. It was a blast. I don’t think I could do it every week, but if I had more time to spend on football, Sunday Ticket is a pretty sweet way to do it.

Sunday Ticket’s a DirecTV package that lets you watch every NFL game every Sunday. For some reason, the package is still subject to the NFL’s blackout regulations. So, for example, if you live near Oakland, as my friend does, and the team is unable to sell out its home game against the Broncos, as they were earlier this year, you don’t get to watch the game on TV. (Actually, he found it on some other channel, but you’re not supposed to have that option.)

Anyway, Sunday Ticket is mostly just a ton of channels that have NFL games on them. And that’s pretty awesome all by itself, because the NFL was made for television. (I mean, unless it’s the playoffs, aren’t games better at home?) Sunday Ticket adds more, like the Red Zone Channel, which jumps among games depending on what’s happening in them, but which strikes me as a pretty stupid way to watch football. There’s also a Game Mix Channel (possibly two channels according to some website, but we only watched one), which divides the screen into eighths and lets you watch eight games at once, or really seven and the Red Zone Channel.

What’s really cool is the sound: you can highlight any of the up-to-eight games that are on and play its audio, even while watching all these other games.

Sounds awesome, right? Unfortunately it misses on several counts. First, it doesn’t really divide the screen into eighths: there are eight boxes in a four-by-two arrangement, but there are always large swaths of gameless screen above and below the games. One is a constant sponsor’s logo, next to the huge “NFL GAMEMIX” in the center of the top of the screen. (Oh, that’s what I’m watching. Thought this was C-SPAN.) On the bottom’s a ticker. The problem is really one of geometry: you could make the game views taller, but not really any wider, so they’d be the wrong shape for the TV feeds anyway. Of course, you COULD divide the screen into quarters or ninths and they’d all be the right shape, and in the case of quarters much more watchable, but whatever. Another problem is that the screen always has eight squares divided, even if there aren’t eight games on. This leads us to our next issue, which is that the channel wasn’t even working right Sunday morning, because all the squares weren’t filled, but they also weren’t showing all the games. The final disappointment is performance: it’s very laggy switching between audio feeds and sometimes doesn’t seem to want to switch at all. It’s a weird thing to complain about: the setup is practically magic, and nothing on my TV comes even close, but it’s doesn’t seem like it should be much harder to do this well than it is to do it.

So, there’s my litany of complaints. So what. The experience of watching a ton of NFL action is just beyond compare. I got to see Vince Young, so beautifully back at the top of his game, go against the Dolphins, whose Chad Henne seems just awful. I got to see a similar mismatch as the Patriots took on the Buffalo Bills. The Eagles were taking care of the 49ers, which we barely watched because the other games were so much closer. It’s a weird phenomenon: if you’d had this in 2007, would you have watched any more than a few minutes of any Patriots game, or would they just be considered lame because they were blowing everyone out?

In the afternoon we focused primarily on the Denver-Oakland and Green Bay-Pittsburgh games, since my friend and I are Broncos fans and his girlfriend, who’s like the coolest person alive, is a Packers fan. Sadly both teams lost by one point. The Broncos game was fun: lasers, a guy losing his pants, and two near-brawls. Too bad it ended in unbelievable fashion as JaMarcus Russell took them down the field. (I thought the injury to Charlie Frye would’ve saved us.) Speaking of the Broncos, that 8-5 start followed by three losses last year is starting to feel awfully familiar. The Packers game was even worse, and gave me flashbacks to last year’s Super Bowl as Big Ben led a scoring drive in no time flat to pull out a win. I can’t wait to see him back in action in the playoffs, even if he screwed up our Sunday.

The nightcap of Minnesota-Carolina was fun to watch, and it just feels right to settle in to one single game at the end of the day.

What else changes with Sunday Ticket? Well, the highlights in postgame shows are superfluous and kind of funny, a reminder that some people just don’t have an NFL experience as nice as yours. Also, the “wait, why am I watching commercials?” feeling you sometimes get using a DVR is a million times worse when you’re missing live NFL games by not remoting fast enough, rather than just wasting a few minutes.

Anyway, Sunday Ticket is sweet. I don’t think I’ll ever have it, since I’d miss too many games being at church anyway, but if you’re gonna follow the NFL, there’s no better way.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Shanahan to Washington?

I have a plane to catch…in several hours, but anyway, I’m too lazy to write about this. The Denver Post is reporting that Mike Shanahan may well be heading to the Redskins, which is sad because how well did it work for him the last time he had a control-freak owner? (And at least Al Davis knew football.) If anything big happens with this over the weekend, I’ll post some thoughts on Twitter.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Give in to your anger

The BCS sucks. It’s a corrupt piece of garbage that goes against everything pure in sports, foisted upon us by fat cats with no concern for fair play, giving the fans what they want, or letting anyone win the title on the field. If it weren’t for big-money conferences, it wouldn’t exist.

We all know this. Everyone puts up with it, though, which makes me sick.

This year the BCS matchups are particularly stupid: Alabama, which just dominated the vaunted Florida Gators, will be playing Texas, which tried valiantly to lose to Nebraska last week, for the national championship. Left out of a shot at the championship are undefeated TCU, Cincinnati, and Boise State.

The great things about college football are the same things that are great about America. There’s all the pageantry, the spectacle,  the youthful and regional pride, but most importantly, sports are a meritocracy. You want to know which of your state’s big schools has the best team? Let them figure it out, on the field, in front of thousands of screaming maniacs and watch as young men make amazing things happen under intense pressure with the threat of pain and suffering built into every down. The scoreboard doesn’t care what your facilities look like back home, or who your daddy was, or that fourth-quarter comeback you sparked with an interception last week. All that matters is what you can do right now—whose best beats whose best try.

The bad things about the BCS are all the things bad about America: small, powerful groups wielding unfair influence over everyone, all thanks to a taller stack of dollars. And their propaganda tactics are absurd: for years they pretended to have their hands tied by the sinister computer formulas, until one day we all realized that computers are our friends. Now they make patronizing allowances to smaller schools but refuse to invite them to the main event. We love to say socialism is a threat to the American way, but what about when the rich are so rich they can afford to stop trying?

That’s what happened with this year’s bowl matchups: the cowards in charge put TCU and Boise State in the Fiesta Bowl to spare the big-money teams the shame of losing they way they’ve lost to Boise State and Utah lately. It’s infuriating that the matchup between two undefeated teams will inevitably be billed as a sort of Junior National Championship, especially considering the Horned Frogs took it to their ranked competition so much better than the Longhorns ever did.

I’m not saying Texas doesn’t deserve to be there. Well, actually, I am, because no one “deserves” a spot in an arbitrary championship game just because they had a good regular season. But whatever. I don’t know who is the best out of Texas, TCU, Boise State, Cincinnati, or, for that matter, Alabama. The sad thing? No one will ever know. Sure, you can study it, break down the numbers, and come to a solid conclusion, but you can’t say anyone deserved that crystal football when just two teams were blessed with a chance to play for it. The World’s Shortest Tournament, we’ll call it. It’s not that a normal playoff system is perfect, or that the best team always wins (just ask Tom Brady). It’s just that real contenders all get a real shot, so nobody cares.

The most devastating part of it all is the aftermath, when BCS apologists (read: those with a financial stake in extending the current BS) rush out to cry: All is well! Perhaps Alabama wins in spectacular fashion over Texas, and the pundits agree that Alabama would have beaten anyone this year. You know, it might even be true. It’s just completely unfair to all the schools, including Alabama. Don’t you think Crimson Tide fans would want to savor a few more weeks of dominance in a playoff system? And shouldn’t the team get a chance to put all doubts to rest?

Actually, the real most devastating part is what we’re all missing, which is the joy we’d get from, say, a 16-team tournament. I get giddy just thinking about it. College football playoffs? Are you kidding me? I want to race to every sports website the morning after the committee makes it picks, printing out brackets and rifling through analysis until I find something I already agreed with. I want to sign into eight different places so I can lose bracket challenges to everyone I know. I want to know that a No. 13 upset a No. 4 in seven of the last ten years. I’ve never been to a bowl game, but I’d want to a lot more if that Liberty Bowl had an SEC team with a Pro Bowler behind center and a seven-game winning streak that I thought could win it all. See, I have nothing against big conferences. I like college football. I just wish I could love it.

So how do we fix this absolutely-broken system? It’s daunting, but simple: we have to stop putting up with it. There’s so much that could be done, from ignoring college football entirely to pressuring your local congressman into some good ol'-fashioned regulatory intervention. My plan this year is to pass on every BCS game but the Fiesta Bowl, and while I’m not ready to commit to it, I’m about ready to ignore the rest of the bowl games entirely. (I mean, come on, they’re stupid anyway: play all year just to get into one last ceremonial game?)

I could definitely watch the MAACO Bowl without any threat to my conscience, as BYU is the only non-BCS team in more than fifty years to win a national championship. And I’d watch Colorado if they were in a bowl, but that’s no problem this year. Anyway, that’s where I choose to draw the line. I know some of you won’t want to give up the national championship game, such as it is. That’s fine. But I call on everyone this year to do something to call attention to or challenge this grave injustice. Let’s stop acting like the current situation is anything short of a disaster.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Supersonic gone & took my soul

My heart broke Monday when I read the apology that BYU quarterback Max Hall issued after some comments he made following Saturday’s 26-23 win over the Utah Utes.

Let’s start with the apology:

‘I want to take the opportunity to clarify and apologize for a few of my remarks after the game yesterday,’ Hall said in a statement Sunday, according to the Deseret News of Salt Lake City. ‘Last year at [Rice-Eccles Stadium], my family was spit on, had beer dumped on them and were physically assaulted on several occasions. They had to endure extremely vile comments personally attacking my wife, my mother, other family members and our religion. They had to be escorted to their car by local police.

‘As a result of what happened to my family last year, this rivalry became personal, and in the heat of the moment yesterday, I made comments toward the entire university that were really directed specifically at those fans in RES. It was not intended to be directed at the entire organization and all of their fans, and I apologize that it came out that way.’

Okay, so some fans were jerks last year, and he got carried away. Considering his need to say all this to defend himself, what he said must have been pretty awful, right?

‘I don't like Utah. In fact, I hate them. I hate everything about them. I hate their program, their fans. I hate everything,’ Hall said Saturday. ‘It felt really good to send those guys home.’

And:

‘I think the whole university and their fans and the organization is classless,’ Hall continued. ‘They threw beer on my family and stuff last year and did a whole bunch of nasty things. I don't respect them and they deserved to lose.’

I guess I feel like I’m still waiting for Hall to cross the line. So he hates Utah. And he doesn’t respect them. So what?

Personally I hate the University of Utah, too, and thought Hall’s comments were awesome, so I was disappointed when he didn’t stand by them. I know some Utah fans that I don’t hate but everything else he said, I’m down with.

Fans of the U have never done anything to my family, but I hate the school just the same. In my year at BYU I attended the rivalry football game and the basketball game in Provo. Both times I left incensed, and not only because Utah won. At football some BYU fan ran out onto the field and got taken down by a Utah cheerleader, who kept punching the guy well after taking him to the ground. I was kinda more upset that no one helped the kid, but come on. He’s down. The basketball game was a disaster; BYU didn’t hit a field goal (and perhaps they didn’t score, I’m not sure) over the last seven-plus minutes. Rick Majerus, then Utah’s coach, spent literally the entire game on the court. I don’t mean in the coaching box, I mean on the court, as in several steps in, as though to prevent three-pointers from the left side, where he planted himself on the wing. I don’t know why, but the refs completely ignored it. Of course, I was more annoyed that no one set up for a three deep in the corner and then, when getting back on D, lowered a shoulder and laid Majerus the freak out, but still. I mean, after a few minutes of watching him that was literally all I cared about. Get your butt off the court, man. Wouldn’t laying the opposing coach out, and making it look like an accident, of course, be so satisfying?

Surely this apology was forced out of Hall by the same losers who like to respond, whenever someone says they hate something, that hate is a strong word. Oh, my bad! It’s a strong word, you say? I meant to go through life saying only weak things, showing more care not to upset idiots. (I had a home-teaching companion at the Y who refused to root against Utah basketball because he had too much respect for Majerus. That’s BYU for you. Can you imagine what would have happened to a CU student back in the day who said, “I hope we win, but I can’t pull for the Huskers to lose because I have too much respect for Coach Osborne”?)

It's just a feeling, why isn't he allowed to express it?

I am so sick of the complete sissification of society and don’t see any problem whatsoever with Max Hall hating Utah. He didn’t say anything insulting, he didn’t incite mob violence, and while it’s not the greatest sportsmanship of all time he’s not even setting an horrific example for the young’ns. Anyone who has a problem with what Hall said really needs to grow up.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Carmelo goes for 50

Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony went for 50 points for the first time in his career Friday night against the New York Knicks.

It was a very efficient night for Carmelo, who shot 17-for-28 from the floor and missed just one of his sixteen free throw attempts. He also passed for five assists, which beats his season average of three and a half.

I spent the evening with my younger siblings and missed the game completely, but if you want to be like me and catch up with some rather-tame highlights, click below.


Happy Holidays!

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, and really family, I decided to recap some of the best/most-telling scores of the college football regular season for anyone who hasn’t seen them:

CU 24, Wyoming 0

BYU 35, Utah State 17

BYU 52, Wyoming 0

CU 35, Texas A&M 34

BYU 26, Utah 23 (OT)

Enjoy the highlights! Also, though it has nothing to do with how awesome my colleges are:

Stanford 55, USC 21

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Nuggets crush Lakers

The Denver Nuggets beat the L.A. Lakers 105-79 last night at the Pepsi Center in our best win of the young season.

I’d been looking forward to this game for weeks, but on the way home from work yesterday I bought Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and, well, I barely caught any of the Nuggets game. Go ahead and judge me, but then try racing down a mountain with a handgun on a snowmobile and change your mind. It’s a great game, even better than the first Modern Warfare.

Anyway, have some highlights, and be sure to stick around for Ty Lawson’s dunk at the end:

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

What were all those dreams we shared those many years ago?

The greatest championship ever was won on January 25, 1998, when the Denver Broncos upset the Green Bay Packers in Super Bowl XXXII.

Why do I call it the greatest? The Broncos are my favorite team in any sport: I’d root for them even if I was playing against them. But the stars aligned so well for that team that I will never root for a group of athletes in quite the same way again.

First off, the agony: the 1996 Broncos had burst out of the gates to a scorching 12-1 start and clinched homefield advantage way too early. They began resting players, they said, but perhaps really just screwing around, and I remember a picture in the paper of someone like Alfred Williams trying to kick a field goal in sweats. Not that you can’t relax a little bit, but the Broncos seemed satisfied with their ability to take care of business and were just waiting for the playoffs to begin. John Elway, the 36-year-old quarterback in his fourteenth year, would finally get the chance to return to the Super Bowl, which he’d lost three times in his career, his last trip coming in the first month of the nineties. Though the Green Bay Packers were also very good, this appeared to be Elway’s best team and his one last shot at a ring.

In the wild-card round, the Jacksonville Jaguars, a nearly brand-new expansion team, upset the aging Buffalo Bills. Pretty cool game, and I remember liking them. The Jaguars, led by lefty Q Mark Brunell and powerhouse runner Natrone Means, traveled into Mile High to face the Broncos the next Saturday. The Jags had no reason to be rusty, but Denver scored the first touchdown. Jason Elam’s PAT was blocked, but Denver scored the next touchdown, too. However, the Broncos were missing just a little crispness, as they went for two, but Elway’s pass, a little behind Shannon Sharpe, fell incomplete. I remember that 12-0 lead, an awesome start that to others felt ominous.

So many things went wrong in that game: defensive tackle Michael Dean Perry couldn’t get off the field, promising young corner Tory James got hurt, and the defense couldn’t tackle Means to save the dream. I’ll never forget the end, when Elway marched out onto the field, his team down, his chances dwindling, his shot at career redemption slipping through his fingers with time running out in the fourth quarter. Up popped the famous graphic: Elway’s X-number of career fourth-quarter comebacks, and how he’d done so, famously, even in the playoffs, where he was supposedly so awful. I remember he looked ready, but the rest of the team didn’t, and the comeback never came. They lost. It was heartbreaking: Elway would never get his ring. (Until he did, one year later.)

Another reason why the ’97 team’s win was so sweet was Denver’s head coach, Mike Shanahan, the local assistant made good. When I was a kid we had Broncos team posters on the walls some years, with pictures of all the players and all the coaches. Shanahan had left the Broncos to coach the Raiders, and later worked with Steve Young on the 49ers, but even at my young age he was literally a household name at the Gores and I knew he was a very good coach. That he was the one to lead Elway to the promised land just felt extra sweet. The Mastermind felt like a homegrown hero.

Also, the timing was perfect for me personally: I was in high school when the Broncos broke through, at a time when I was falling in love with sports and coming into my own in all kinds of ways. I got to read about the Broncos in the paper every single day, and the Denver Post sports section at the time was just loaded. The beat reporter for the Broncos was Adam Schefter, who’s only gone on to national acclaim in the job. (On the night Mark McGwire hit his 62nd home run, I met Schefter at his and Terrell Davis’ book signing at the Tattered Cover in Denver. Not sure whether I miss Davis or the Cover the most. Schefter seemed genuinely appreciative that someone even spoke to him, but I really was a fan.)

Really, though, it’s all about the players. And that ’97-’98 team had so many players on it that I’d been rooting for for years. Forgive me if you find this exercise mind-numbing but it blows my mind, even now, how many members of that team I had liked forever.

Small but tough: Let’s start with Tyrone Braxton, no. 34, a 5-11 cornerback who had moved to safety at that late stage in his career. He was somehow known for being undersized and slow, which doesn’t feel entirely accurate in retrospect, but he was a terrific pass defender and had picked off nine passes for the team that lost to Jacksonville. He spent one year in Miami and later remarked that while Elway was a real leader, Dan Marino also said hi to him…once.

His running mate was Steve Atwater, the more famous partner-in-crime who was the next (the last?) in a long line of outstanding Denver safeties. Atwater went to eight Pro Bowls, made the league’s All-Decade team for the ’90s, and belongs in the Hall of Fame. As a young kid, I remember hearing about an unstoppable running back on the Chiefs, a massive guy we’d have to face for years with no hope of bringing down…but then Atwater stepped in and stopped all that.

Also in the d-backfield: Darrien Gordon, who returned two punts for touchdowns in a single game against Carolina that year, a game in which he raised his return average to what was then the highest in NFL history.

The linebackers rocked, too. The young John Mobley was a beast, and knocked down Brett Favre’s last pass in the Super Bowl. Bill Romanowski, though now deep in disfavor after all kinds of intensity-gone-wrong, was absolutely beloved in Denver. Romo was the kind of ferocious player who personified the term linebacker. In San Francisco he’d gained a reputation for his devotion: when receivers like Jerry Rice would finish practice routes by sprinting the rest of the field, Romo would be right there, running behind them. We learned before the ’97 season that he’d hung a picture of Brunell where he’d see it every day to fire him up before his workouts. I loved it then and I love it now: the passion, the honesty, and the desire in that.

The defensive line was deep and star-studded. On one end was Alfred Williams, captain of CU’s national championship team, a Butkus Award winner, and a force in the NFL. On the other was Neil Smith, a longtime division rival who came straight to Denver when the Chiefs broke his heart and cut him. In between was Keith Traylor, who played incredibly in the road playoff win over Kansas City the week after his mother died. I can still remember seeing him on TV in the locker room, not-quite-devastated but inspiring. Other players, like pass-rush specialist Maa Tanuvasa (a pass-rush specialist on a team with Williams and Smith!), would have been starters in other towns or years.

The offensive line was a thing of beauty, the AFC Offensive Player of the Week after the revenge win over Jacksonville in the playoffs. Gary Zimmerman, Mark Schlereth, Tom Nalen, Brian Habib, and Tony Jones made up my favorite group of blockers ever assembled. I still remember when I found out we had Zimmerman. Zim was a tackle so good that even as a kid, I’d known who he was. I was so excited to find out years later he was on our roster. Though he had a mild Brett Favre streak in his later years as he waffled on retirement (a little different as he was supposedly unable to lift his hands above his shoulders), he could still block on the left like no one else. It may have been the first case where my team ended up with someone I already loved, as I later experienced with Jake Plummer, Allen Iverson, and Shammond Williams. Jones was an absolute stud who dominated from the left side of the line a year later when Zim retired. Plus I told him where to eat lunch once.

Sharpe, the tight end, was already a huge star in Denver as Elway’s breakout target. I remember his picture on McDonald’s cups. He was so strong, fast, and an exceptional trash-talker. He was one of my very favorite players. I remember wanting him to win it all a second time because he’d given his first ring to his brother Sterling, a fellow NFL star forced by a neck injury to retire early.

The other receivers were Rod Smith and Ed McCaffrey, who later became a 100-catches-each tandem. Both were terrific blockers: Easy Ed had a memorable one in particular on Denver’s go-ahead drive in the Super Bowl against the Packers when he leveled a Green Bay linebacker and pointed at him as he went down. Both were big and physical and had their share of huge catches. Smith was the deep threat, who certainly got more of Elway’s go routes than anyone in the last few years, but Eddie Mac got open deep, too, and sacrificed himself so many times to make catches in traffic, even as he played with ridiculously light padding. I really liked Smith, but everyone loved Ed.

Jason Elam was just a kicker, perhaps, but an offensive threat with range from the wrong side of the field.

Terrell Davis…wow. What can you say? He’s one of the best backs in NFL history. He surely belongs in the Hall of Fame, but if he doesn’t make it, he’s in a more elite club: one of the few players who was ever the best at any position in the league. On the way to Denver’s first Super Bowl win he set a record for the most combined regular season and postseason rushing yards. The next year, he broke it. He broke 100 yards in all seven playoff games in the championship years. He’s widely regarded as the man who finally got Elway his ring. That’s an oversimplification, perhaps, but not exactly false, either.

His lead blocker, Howard Griffith, was awesome, too. Griffith just cleared paths most games, but he scored a touchdown in the conference championship game three straight years and scored twice in the Super Bowl against Atlanta. He blocked for something like five different 1,000-yard rushers. Even better, Blaine got me his autograph.

Griffith’s backup was Detron Smith, the Human Bowling Ball, who supposedly blew guys up while covering kickoffs, not that you’d ever see it on TV. When I had the immense privilege of seeing the Broncos live against the Jaguars, I watched him, and all the stories were true. I can still see one Jag starting to backpedal once he recognized his fate.

The greatest of all Broncos, and the most meaningful of all the Super Bowl champions that year, was John Elway. He joined the Broncos in 1983 after forcing a trade from the Colts, and stayed in Denver his whole career. Technically I was around for some Broncos games before he joined the team, but I had never known the team without him.

Elway had led the team to the Super Bowl three times, losing to the Giants, Redskins, and 49ers. The 1996 team felt like a gift. We’d had some good teams, and even went to an AFC Championship game against Buffalo in the ’90s which we lost after Elway got hurt, but we’d been up and down and didn’t look like we’d ever make it back to the big show before Elway retired. Football is a very young man’s game and Elway, who was in some ways revitalized under Shanahan, was clearly losing some of the extraordinary physical skills that had set him apart. When he lost that chance I thought it was all over.

Growing up in Colorado a Broncos fan was kind of weird. Almost everyone liked the Broncos, though at times kids would make fun of Elway, or of me, for liking him. He was beloved, had the rocket arm and made plays no one else could, but he’d lost in that Super Bowl again and again. While our defense had been universally awful, surrendering 39, 42, and 55 points in those loses, Elway hadn’t been lights out, either. For his career, though, he had great numbers and durability, and the only thing he was missing was the ring.

In XXXII 7 became the oldest player ever to score a touchdown in the Super Bowl, and while he didn’t throw a touchdown pass, he gave it all he had. Elway finally earned his ring. Like Traylor’s play just a few weeks before, Elway’s overcoming the odds at the tail end of his career is inspiring to me in a way that transcends football. Elway was one of the most physically-gifted athletes of all time at his position, only the most significant one on the field, and he still worked fifteen more years after years of pre-professional preparation before he achieved his goal and had his career deemed a success. Kind of good to think about if you’ve ever spent year after frustrating day on something that means the world to you.

As far as I’m concerned, it’s the only way to win a championship. The next season, when the Broncos repeated, was one big exercise in don’t-take-this-for-granted, but it was almost impossible not to. Seinfeld says we root for laundry, but I don’t. It’s all about the fear, the fire, the story, and the triumph. It’s the same reason the Avs’ 2001 Stanley Cup was a million times sweeter than the one they moved in with in 1996. Only a few teams, players, and fanbases really know what it’s like: Walter Payton’s 1985 Bears and Boston’s 2004 Red Sox are some of the few that probably resonated in the same way. As sad as I was after the Broncos missed the Super Bowl a few years ago, I’ll never care about the team as much as I did that day in January years ago.

* * *

What does this have to do with anything? Nothing, and everything. This year’s Broncos still look playoff-bound, even after the last two weeks, but they probably aren’t on the short list of teams truly in contention.

The real problem, minor though it is, is how little I cared about Pittsburgh’s demolition Monday night. No, I’m not a teenager any more, so I don’t really internalize the losses anyway. But there has just been way too much turnover on this roster this year. Outside of Champ Bailey, there’s probably no one on this team I love as much as any of the guys I listed above. Okay, that’s a stretch; I probably like Eddie Royal and Elvis Dumervil more than Habib or someone, but it’s close. The thing is, if Kyle Orton & Josh McD came in and won it all in year one, it just wouldn’t be that cool. It wouldn’t mean that much. It’s like anything in life. The more you struggle, the more you appreciate. And years of struggling together helps teams come through when their moment finally comes. Losing, as Michael taught us, becomes a good thing.

Otherwise, you’re just rooting for the Yankees.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

3-0, baby!

Carmelo Anthony and the Denver Nuggets continued their torrid start to the season tonight with a 133-123 win at home over the Memphis Grizzlies.

Anthony scored 42 points in an effort that gave flashbacks to last year’s playoffs. He hit 15 of 26 field goals, including a three, and converted eleven of his twelve attempts from the stripe. Totally effective and, as far as I could tell after missing most of the first half, totally in the flow of the game. 26 shots isn’t bad at all, especially when Anthony’s that on. Carmelo’s point totals just keep going up, too: 30 in the opener against Utah and 41 the next night in Portland before his answer to life tonight.

The Nuggets, of course, are 3-0 and looking great. Tonight was a relatively safe win; even though Memphis was competitive in the first half, I saw the scores were in the 60s and knew the pace favored Denver. The opening night win over the Jazz was also lovely, especially when Carmelo missed a three, then tipped away a weak outlet lob and slammed it for a three-point play. But the whole team is playing well. Chauncey Billups had 22 points and 12 assists tonight, and his backup, Ty Lawson, is awesome running the break. (Lawson pulled up for a fifteen-or-so footer on a 3-on-2 against Utah that looked out of place, except he drilled it. Sounds silly but it gave me even more confidence in Lawson; what rookie risks looking foolish on a breakaway unless he KNOWS it’s going in? And great point guards just know sometimes.) Chris Andersen had another awesome Birdman moment where he followed up an Arron Afflalo miss with a tip-in, even though he’d fallen down at the top of the key seconds before. (Sorry that the ad is twice as long as the highlight.) Can’t feel good to have basketball as your profession and still get outworked on plays like that whenever you face Andersen.

The Nuggets are going on a six-game road trip, so they’ll be tested soon enough, not that it means a ton either way this early in the year. Still, it’s exhilarating that the team has continued its standout play from last season.

2-0, suckas

Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings captured the season series sweep over their former employer/divisional rival Green Bay Packers today with a 38-26 win in Green Bay.

Favre was outstanding, throwing for four touchdown passes and none of his sometimes-characteristic picks (though he has only three this season). He continued what has been, by any measure, a fantastic season, which is all the more impressive because Favre turned 40 last month.

Of course, it helps to have Adrian Peterson on your team—Green Bay’s leading rusher was Favre’s replacement, Aaron Rodgers, who had an awesome game statistically and is having an impressive overall year himself. Rodgers has already turned out much better than I ever thought he’d be.

Nothing about this game was a surprise to me, though, especially after the Vikings’ win over the Packers last month. And the Vikings are widely regarded as a superior team. But honestly, the Vikings were gonna win today because they have Brett (freakin’) Favre. He is, of course, no longer the greatest player in the league. But he once was, and he’s as worthy of the term “legend” as any football player could be. He was going to play well in this game because it’s the most meaningful one he’s played in years and because he had to be ready. Do you think he would have signed with the Vikings if he wasn’t confident he could play two huge games against the Packers? Come on. He’s a proud man, as most great athletes are, and he desperately wanted these wins. And he got them. The team that knows him best could do nothing to stop him.

It was surreal watching Favre get booed in Lambeau, though, and I still don’t understand it. Can you picture Elway getting booed at Mile High? No, and not just because Real Mile High is long gone. What has Favre done to earn the wrath of Green Bay’s fans? Yes, he has squabbled publicly with management, but who sides with those guys, even on a publicly-owned team? Yes, he waffled on retirement for far too long. Perhaps he was a selfish jerk on many occasions. Still, though. If Favre had had a career like that for my team (three MVPs and, oh yeah, A RING), I’d never boo him.

The closest examples I can think of in Denver are Dikembe Mutombo and Terrell Davis. Mt. Mutombo, the shot-blocking centerpiece of our upset over the Sonics, was booed lustily when he returned to Denver with the Hawks, but he at least left over money, which isn’t comparable to Green Bay telling Favre to hit the road. And Davis, while never booed at Mile High, had to respond to allegations that he wasn’t tough enough as he suffered through injuries his last few seasons. The absurdity of that really pissed me off. Still, though. Favre always struck me as the most Elway-like player around after 7 retired—the strong arm, the mobility, the one-team-ness, and yes, the will—and even though he left, I can’t believe how quickly the Pack fans turned on him.

Then again, his glory days are a little less recent than John’s. But still, he almost took the Packers to the Super Bowl two years ago. During the ensuing offseason, Green Bay decided he wasn’t worth keeping. And yet somehow he’s the one who gets booed. Can someone explain that to me?

Better than this, don’t leave

The Baltimore Ravens just ended the Denver Broncos’ six-game, season-long winning streak with a dominating 30-7 victory at M&T Bank Stadium.

All season long Broncos fans have asked themselves: how good is this team, really? The Broncos have won close games against tough opponents and dominated bad ones, suggesting they’re among the NFL’s elite. Today they were annihilated by a Ravens team outplaying them in seemingly all phases of the game.

But the Broncos aren’t as bad as they looked. A few things I noticed during the game:

1. The Ravens have to be one of the worst teams to play coming off a bye week. It’s not like there’s some big secret to Baltimore’s defensive prowess over the past decade: just that the Ravens are, even by NFL standards, a very physical team. Even in the first quarter the sound and violence of their hits stood out. While we had an extra week to prepare for the Ravens (as they did for us), it’s hard to scheme around getting smacked in the face time after time, especially when they’re fresh, too.

2. Knowshon Moreno is for real. As it quickly became clear that the Ravens were going to amp up the hitting, Moreno showed no interest in backing down, even though he lost a fumble in the first quarter on a perfectly-timed blow from Ed Reed for the game’s only turnover. He ran and dove without fear.

On the opening drive of the third quarter, we had that fourth-and-one deep in Baltimore territory, and I really wanted to see Moreno get the ball right in the teeth of that defense. Fortunately the success-free screen we threw instead to Brandon Marshall was negated by Ed Reed jumping offsides, and Moreno scored easily a few plays later to cut the lead to 13-7. You could tell he relished playing in this game. I just wish he would have had more than ten carries.

3. Kyle Orton has limits. I noticed before the game how many of our statistics are completely ridiculous and can’t possibly hold up throughout the season. For example: Orton’s one interception all year, which he threw to Randy Moss on a Hail Mary. There’s no way that continues. Actually, it did today, despite Orton’s best efforts; he threw at least two passes that went off Raven hands. It’s not a shot at Orton to say he’ll throw more picks, because any quarterback would. (Similarly: Curel had a 6.7 yards per carry average before the game; he carried eight times for sixteen yards today.)

More concerning was Orton’s inability to bring the Broncos back or move the ball consistently at all, though part of that was how quickly the Ravens took over in the second half and could sell out on the pass. Still, that doesn’t explain why we had so much trouble moving the ball in the first two quarters.

4. The defense isn’t invincible, either. The Ravens’ offense is pretty tough to face in your first week back, too—power running and a versatile, strong-armed quarterback. Joe Flacco was impressively sharp against our defense and, as always, spread the ball around. Five receivers had at least three catches today, though the leader had just five; those five Ravens each have at least 23 catches this year. Since the Ravens are so democratic in their aerial game, Champ Bailey can’t have his usual impact. Their massive line, with Michael Oher playing right tackle, held Elvis Dumervil without a sack.

It’s almost as though Baltimore’s offense was purpose-built to destroy our D; they’re definitely our worst matchup so far this season. If our offense had killed any clock in the second half, surely the defense would have played better. So I’m tempted to shrug it off. But if we’re going to make any noise in the playoffs, there’s a good chance we’ll be seeing the Ravens again this year.

Monday, October 19, 2009

What used to be a house of cards has turned into a reservoir

Due to frankly incredible circumstances I missed tonight’s Broncos game, which they won over the Chargers of San Diego 34-23.

Eddie Royal took a punt and a kickoff back to the house, becoming the only Bronco ever to do so in a single game. It’s tough to appreciate how impressive that is. In the ’90s we often saw a stat in the Denver Post’s notes sections saying the Broncos hadn’t returned a kick for a touchdown since 1972, a string we didn’t break until late in the 1998 season. For a franchise with returners as gifted as Darrien Gordon and Rick Upchurch it’s a little surprising that this hadn’t happened before, but congrats to Royal.

Elvis Dumervil picked up his ninth and tenth sacks of the season. I think I’m finally grateful that Mr. Shanahan is out—he would never keep a pass rusher after a season like this.

Anyway, what else did I miss?

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Dream the dreams of other men; you’ll be no one’s rival

Yesterday I caught an early rivalry game: the Texas-Oklahoma showdown at the Cotton Bowl. Texas beat the Sooners 16-13 in a close but not great game.

The Sooners were very competitive though they were clearly a little overmatched this year. Sam Bradford went down on another routine tackle and left the game with a reinjured shoulder. I had to wonder yesterday whether the Heisman winner’s best days are already behind him. Landry Jones is doing well considering the circumstances, which should not be confused with doing well, at least compared to OU’s preseason expectations.

As for Texas, I was a little impressed with Colt McCoy’s mobility, and their run game looked very good in spurts, but the defense is clearly their bread and butter. Their D reminds me of other great teams, as Oklahoma has been in the past, with monstrous, athletic defenders who appear somehow bigger than their NFL counterparts.

I don’t count it against the Longhorns that this game was so close; that’s just how rivalries are sometimes. In fact, in this season of upsets, they're one of the few teams with a true shot at the national championship.

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A couple weeks ago I discussed with a friend a topic I’d like to open to everyone: what college teams can a person root for? Do you need a tie to a school and, if so, what suffices?

We were talking about the 2006 Rose Bowl, and I mentioned that among the reasons I was rooting for Texas was that my brother had attended law school there. My friend, a fellow CU alum, cut me off and said that was not a sufficient reason. He further said that he was rooting for Texas because they’re a Big XII school, which is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.

Perhaps because I followed the NFL first, I’ve never much cared for the conference ties that dominate so many college football conversations. Is the Pac-10 better than the Big XII this year? Who cares? I happen to make sweeping generalizations about conferences all the time (the Pac-10 is soft; the Big Eleven is boring), but I see no reason to root for teams I spent all year rooting against. I would never pull for the Chiefs in the playoffs just to bring honor to the AFC West. (Perhaps my friend is just doing the best he can considering Division I football’s absurd “championship” “system”, where it really does matter what people think of your conferencemates.)

College basketball’s a stretch for me, a fan of the North Carolina Tar Heels. I started pulling for the Tar Heels in 1998, mostly because MJ went there and they had an absolutely stacked team. (They didn’t win the title that year. In fact, they choked rather dramatically, so I don’t feel guilty about this at all.) I’ve visited the campus and even requested an application there, which I was too lazy to fill out. I know that doesn’t sound like much, but I honestly considered attending school in Chapel Hill. Growing up in Colorado, who else was I going to root for? I did support the Chauncey Billups Buffs, of course, but the whole point of college hoops is March Madness, so you need a good team.

On the other hand, I grew up rooting for BYU football because my parents went there. I was pretty sure I’d go there, too, though as a little kid I had no real idea. But I was a lifelong fan, so it’s not like my fandom was any less pure than anyone else’s. If I’d been a lifelong fan of UNC, would that have been any less legit just because my parents didn't go there? Come to think of it, BYU was only a few years removed from its championship season when I became a fan; I just realized I might have been a front-runner there, too.

CU football I remember liking in a general sense, though not nearly the way I liked BYU. They might’ve been my second-favorite team, but it was kind of a distant second. Our ties to the school were living in Colorado and the fact that my mom occasionally took us up to Boulder to play on Folsom Field, which is even more awesome in retrospect. I definitely watched some Orange Bowls as a kid. I can remember our family staying up together to watch the win (over Notre Dame; how cool is that?) that gave the Buffs the national championship. At the time it was cool, but not Super Bowl XXXII cool. Eventually my brother and I attended CU together, and if they ever win another championship I’m going to lose my freaking mind. Amidst the scandals of the Barnett era the team became a bit of a punchline, but I find myself liking the Buffs more and more as life goes on, for obvious reasons. They’re my one team now, if I can only have one, but it’s amazing to me how long it took me to get there. For some reason, though, the rivalry with Nebraska meant a lot to me for years before the team in general did. That game was appointment viewing long before I ever attended class in Boulder.

I also rooted for Miami football in the early part of this decade for reasons far too embarrassing to discuss publicly. But with Miami, UNC, and perhaps young CU, I think I’ve had the right idea: if you’re going to root for a college team you have no natural reason to like, you might as well sell out and pull for a powerhouse. Contrast this with a friend of mine who moved to North Carolina a few years ago and started promoting what he saw as a rising N.C. State program. He talked quite a bit of trash to me as a UNC fan, which I found patently hilarious, because big-money college sports have all the upward mobility of Major League Baseball. Last season, after the Tar Heels won it all, he claimed to have lost all interest in the sport. N.C. State has a proud history with two national titles, and they gave the Nuggets the fantastic Skywalker Thompson, whose awesome lightsaber-holding likeness adorned the walls of the old Denver ESPN Zone, but come on. College sports are all about the haves.

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The Red River Rivalry was just an appetizer for CU’s win over No. 15 Kansas last night. What can I say, I love watching Tyler Hansen. He’s got a good arm, but those feet! Unlike some young quarterbacks with quickness, his first instinct isn't to run, but to buy time and keep plays alive long after the plug has been pulled. Twice after he purchased some clock his receivers dropped good passes, and I’m convinced they’d just become mesmerized watching him dance behind the scrimmage line. Tight end Riar Geer was able to keep his focus long enough to catch a pass after another great scramble on Colorado’s fourth-quarter go-ahead drive. Hopefully that's a sign of the future. Adjustments will need to be made, but I think receivers will love playing with Hansen.

Kansas, other than their end-of-half sequences, didn’t look that great, and I’m a little surprised they were No. 15 to begin with, though they were undefeated.

CU’s next game is Saturday morning at Kansas State.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

The Blind Side

So I’m a little late to the party, seeing as the book came out in 2006, but I just finished reading Michael Lewis’ The Blind Side, a book about many things which tells the story of Baltimore Ravens tackle Michael Oher, who started his first game on the left side of the line Sunday. That’s not only the same weekend I started reading the book, but Oher and I have nearly identical names (his last name rhymes with mine); we’re basically the same guy, right?

In The Blind Side as in the outstanding Moneyball, Lewis combines fantastic reporting and storytelling to touch on a ton of fascinating topics, and in this case they include race, opportunity, and pro football. Like Moneyball, this book changes the way I think about things. In The Blind Side Lewis discusses the rise of the left tackle, sure, but also touches on the careers of players and coaches who changed the game in that direction, like Lawrence Taylor and Bill Walsh. In other words, he talks about the real stars of my childhood, back when football’s legends were actually heroes. (He even drops a very passing reference to John Elway, or specifically to the salaries of his offensive linemen). I found those sections of the book a pleasure to read, particularly the discussions about Walsh, his offense, and the effect it had on the quarterbacks who played for him.

One more point I don’t want to pass by: there is an absolutely poignant quote in the section discussing former 49ers lineman John Ayers that is not only beautiful, but captures why I will always gravitate towards team sports over individual ones. If you like football, and you haven’t already, you have to read this book.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

The Nuggets really started something

As I watch the Rockies tie the game up in the first inning tonight and threaten to do more, I can’t stop thinking what wonderful momentum the Nuggets’ playoff run brought to our city. We ain’t quite Boston, but we’re getting there.

(And it’s 2-1, Colorado.) Of course it would be absurd to suggest that Chauncey Billups can really influence that many athletes, even as great as he is, but suddenly the Denver sports scene is booming again, even in vertically-striped socks.

Today I feel it almost necessary to take back every mean thing I’ve said about the Denver Broncos since they fired Mike Shanahan and traded Jay Cutler. Because this year’s team is good. Why, I don’t know. I mean, Mike Nolan, whose biggest achievement in San Fran was wearing those suits on the sideline, is doing a bang-up Joe Collier impression and putting the 3-4 back in vogue in Denver. The defense is awesome. They forced a three-and-out on New England’s first real crunch-time possession and forced a fumble on the next. The offense’s gradual rally was nice, but the defense saved the game.

I can’t explain the why, though. Was it really just a question of coaching? Teams moved the bill at will all of last year. Kyle Orton is putting up very good numbers without actually looking spectacular. And the new coach, now Mr. McDaniels, hasn’t, other than the “Wild Horses” today, tried anything outwardly fresh. But today was, to me, Denver’s most impressive win of the season. They’ve had dramatic wins, sure, but they came off of what were basically broken plays. Last week’s win over Dallas actually had more to do with Brandon Marshall’s freakish strength and agility, but still, it didn’t seem like the kind of play you should score a long touchdown on. Today, though? The Broncos stared down a formidable opponent and beat ’em. No, these aren’t your slightly-older brother’s Patriots, but we all saw Tom Brady spontaneously ignite against Buffalo in the clutch. Today the defense bottled him up, and the offense took advantage of the NFL’s overtime system just long enough to set up a winning field goal. To me, it was a standout win.

Back to the Rockies…

Hansen starting rest of the way?

Tyler Hansen, who lost his favorite red shirt Saturday, will, if all goes well, be starting at quarterback for the Colorado Buffaloes for the rest of the season.

I felt bad for Hansen during the game Saturday, wondering if he was really prepared to play and if he would get much playing time down the stretch this season, or if perhaps he’d been compelled to surrender his year off for little gain. The ESPN.com article shows, however, that the coaches planned this out a little more than the ESPN broadcast crew led us to believe. (Yes, the same crew whose Brad Nessler cruelly suggested we’d learn more about the quarterback controversy by reading the Rocky Mountain News today. Ouch.) Turns out the coaches approached him before the game, and Hansen wanted to play, so it’s all good.

But anyway, the term redshirt reminded me of a cool quote from the man himself, Pat Tillman, that I wanted to share (that whole article is outstanding):

When the coach raised the possibility of a redshirt year that would give him extra time to grow and learn the Sun Devils' system, Pat said, ‘I've got things to do with my life. You can do whatever you want with me, but in four years I'm gone.’

Friday, October 9, 2009

I will take the blame, but just the same, this is not me.

For the record, I like Matt Holliday. He was a key player during the Rockies’ 2007 World Series run. Unless he does something really awful—and wanting more money is not nearly “wrong” enough for me—I’ll always be a fan.

Even if I wasn’t, though, I think I’d still call the reaction to his play last night overblown.

ESPN’s main story right now: “Lost Holliday.” Over on the headlines, it’s: “Holliday’s error puts Cards in 2-0 hole.”

As you’ve probably heard, Holliday misjudged and dropped a low fly ball with no one on last night that would have ended the game with a 2-1 Cardinals victory. Instead, James Loney was safe on second. Casey Blake walked, then Ronnie Belliard singled to drive in the lead runner and tie the game. A passed ball moved the runners up, then another walk, then Mark Loretta singled to win the game.

In other words…a ton of stuff happened to ensure a Cardinals loss. If reliever Ryan Franklin had retired either of the two batters after Holliday’s drop, St. Louis still would have won in regulation. And further, if the offense had produced more than two runs—one of which Holliday created all by himself—they wouldn’t have been in that position, either. Blaming Holliday’s a popular narrative, but he’s hardly the single-handed reason the Cardinals lost.

It’s not just Holliday; it’s Bill Buckner, too, and every other athlete who’s been blamed for a loss. Is it even possible for a player to lose a team game all by himself? Yes, but it’s much more rare than people think. In baseball, you’d almost have to be a pitcher to do it, even though it’s often fielders or Cubs fans who are denounced after tough losses. Even the hallowed quarterback in football can rarely lose a game literally on his own merits. The same goes for wins, too.

Holliday dropped a ball he should have caught and normally would have, and it was very bad for the Cardinals and their fans. But he wasn’t the reason they lost, and he definitely didn’t cost his team the series.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Yesterdays how quick they change—oh, lost and long-gone now

Yesterday was another proud day for the fat cats of college football.

The No. 2-ranked University of Texas Longhorns eked out a narrow 64-7 victory at home over UTEP. The No. 8 Boise State Broncos destroyed 1-3 Bowling Green 49-14. And No. 16 Oklahoma State devoured Grambling State’s defense to the tune of 587 yards in a 56-6 win.

You could say that the sham that is college football’s championship system encourages this kind of junk. (It’s often said that a team could lose on any given week and lose its shot at the national title. While that’s literally true, many of these matchups are like the U.S. Navy going against, I don’t know, the Antarctic Imperial Guard or something.)

Of course, the whole season won’t be that easy. Texas and Oklahoma State have to play each other, for starters, and of course the Longhorns have that Red River Shootout every year. Boise State will have to…well, actually, their schedule’s kinda easy, but you know what I mean.

I can’t help but think of these early-season tune-ups when I consider the Denver Broncos’ 3-0 start, extended today with an always-welcome 23-3 shellacking of the Oakland Raiders.

In some ways, the Broncos look outstanding: three straight wins with a brand-new coach and quarterback, an offense with an emerging ground game that seems to get a little more into the groove every week, and a defense that has given up a piddling sixteen points in three games.

On the other: who have they beaten? The Cincinnati Bengals, whom we beat with the flukiest of victories, are the only impressive silhouette under the cockpit. The Raiders are pretty horrible, and young JaMarcus Russell is really struggling. The Browns, well, the Browns will always be one of my favorite teams to see across the field. Not to be a jerk, but they’re basically still an expansion team, aren’t they?

The Broncos will be tested very soon, with upcoming home games against the Dallas Cowboys and New England Patriots. (Even if those teams aren’t as good as their reputations, surely they represent legitimate NFL challenges.) Then it’s road games against the Chargers and Ravens, and a home date with the defending champion Steelers. Would anyone be shocked if we’re 4-4 in a few weeks? On the other hand, if we can defend the home turf the next two weeks…at some point a team builds an impressive lead and it doesn’t so much matter if they’re really that good. But I don’t want to think too far ahead. For now, let us pause and give thanks that our offseason of disaster hasn’t prevented a wonderful start to the season.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

I’ll find us a way to make light

They’ve done it! Josh McDaniels’ Broncos are now 2-0 and appear to be an unstoppable force. All right, they’ve beaten two bad teams, but the defense, which needed seven tons of improvements after last season, has only given up thirteen points in two games. (We’d give that many up every 27 minutes and 52 seconds of game time last year.) Also, and I had thought I brought this up before, but I love Elvis Dumervil, maybe the last great defensive pick of the Mike Shanahan era. I still don’t get how a guy with twenty sacks in one year at a big-time program falls to the fourth round, but it’s okay with me that he did.

The twin rushing attack of the skin-softening Correll Buckhalter and Knowshon Moreno looked pretty good, too. I’ve always liked Buckhalter’s toughness and style. Moreno, though, ran exactly like a Shanahan-era back today. He didn’t do anything too special—it was only his second game—but the way he hit the hole and ran with balance and shifted his weight on his moves looked very familiar. Perhaps Bobby Turner can coach a little after all. I don’t know if Moreno was worth a first-round pick yet, but he fits in on a running scheme that doesn’t appear to have changed much yet from previous years.

The Ocho threw too many passes at his receivers’ feet in the first half, even though he was occasionally making the right call and just getting rid of the ball. He got hot in the second half, though, and perhaps I should stop ripping the guy every chance I get.

The other key takeaway today was Shannon Sharpe’s entrance into the Broncos’ Ring of Fame. Sharpe, the former tight end, was equal parts hilarious, ripped, and outstanding in his career. He played with Denver for ten years before spending two as a Raven, then finished his career with two more years in Denver. Shanahan let him go from Denver rather than give him a nice new contract; Sharpe’s deal with the Ravens was (if my brief Googling is correct) for four years and $13 or $14 million, which is kind of a funny price not to pay for one of the best pass-catchers at the position in history. (I’d say the best: I’ll take Shannon over anyone.) For a guy who supposedly couldn’t block, he played on teams with some outstanding running games, but he also caught over 10,000 yards of passes and won three Super Bowl rings. His retirement after the 2003 season left a void in the Broncos lineup that has yet to be filled.

My favorite catch of Sharpe’s career came late in the 1998 AFC Championship Game in Pittsburgh. The Steelers were down three (24-21) with a few minutes left, but kicked the ball deep rather than go for the onside. They forced a quick third-and-six. Sharpe didn’t hear the play call in the huddle, and upon asking John Elway what to do on the way to lining up was told to just get open. Elway’s pass drilled him in the chest, but Sharpe hauled it in and picked up enough for the first down to keep the clock moving. Just one of a million little things you have to do right to win a championship. I’d have to call his game-winner against Kansas City the following year a close second. But that’s not all we loved him for…

CU 24, Wyoming 0

Now is the time for Colorado Buffaloes fans to breathe a huge sigh of relief: the football team picked up its first win of the season yesterday in a shutout over the Wyoming Cowboys at Folsom Field.

I was terrified all week that Wyoming would win. My brother and his wife were both athletes there and I thought if I didn’t make a big deal of it before the game, maybe they’d let me off easy afterwards. By Thursday I realized that the nature of the matchup (Big 12 vs. Mountain West) meant I’d be hearing a bunch anyway, so I talked a tiny amount of trash, and was very pleasantly surprised to check the score yesterday and find us winning.

I didn’t get to watch the game, since I don’t get Fox College Sports Central, which I could swear I’d never heard of before last week. I’m troubled by the box score that says our quarterback threw a ton of passes again (31) for not a lot of yards (175), but it appears our defense and running game were great, so I’ll take it. Any of you see what happened?

Friday, September 18, 2009

Not wrong, but oh-so-right

Broncos fans: enjoy the picture below, snapped tonight by commenter and friend of the blog David V. at the Oakland Coliseum.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

BRONCOS WIN!

I didn’t see the game (or any pro football today, actually), but with all my pessimism before the season I have to at least link to the highlights of the Broncos’ spectacular win over the Cincinnati Bengals today. What a win!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

2009 Basketball Hall of Fame inductees

Congratulations to this year’s class of inductees to the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame. Two coaches and three players were enshrined yesterday.

C. Vivian Stringer: Currently the head coach at Rutgers and owner of a pristine 813-269 career record. I don’t know enough about her career to cover it fairly; check Wikipedia for more information.

Jerry Sloan: I have mixed feelings about this guy, who seems like a jerk, and whose teams have never won a championship, making it into the Hall. On the other hand, he was a well-regarded player, especially defensively, and has a great reputation as a coach—is it fair to combine the two?

In an interesting historical note, Sloan has never won the NBA’s Coach of the Year Award. That’s OK with me because I’ve had a higher opinion of several coaches who have been active during his tenure, particularly Phil Jackson, Pat Riley, and Gregg Popovich. But it’s also bizarre because Sloan is a better coach than many of the men who have won the award in his time. Del Harris? Byron Scott? Come on.

I think Sloan’s a bit overrated as a coach; when has his team ever exceeded expectations in a meaningful way? With two (eventual) Hall of Famers for more than a decade, the Jazz made the Finals just twice. That’s not to say Sloan’s career was bad—were his teams any more disappointing than Harris’ Lakers or Don Nelson’s Mavericks or Brian Hill’s Magic? It just doesn’t strike me as Hall of Fame-level, and if Sloan had achieved his thousand-plus wins and playoff results with two or three different teams instead of just one, would he still have been enshrined? I think so, but I’m not sure.

David Robinson: The Admiral was just awesome. Maybe the most athletic true center ever, Robinson was a fantastic shot-blocker, rebounder, and scorer who could even do damage putting the ball on the floor and driving. Along with John Stockton and Michael Jordan, Robinson was part of the 1992 gold medal-winning Dream Team and the NBA’s 50th anniversary team. His career had the happiest ending: like Jordan and Stockton, he retired after the 2002-03 season, but his season ended with his second championship in a Finals win over the New Jersey Nets.

Like Sloan, though, he wasn’t the greatest of his era at his position. Hakeem Olajuwon and Shaquille O’Neal were both probably better. I’d take him over Patrick Ewing, though. Robinson’s late-career teammate, Tim Duncan, became the best big man in the game, and Duncan flourished from a young age thanks in no small part, I think, to Robinson’s presence.

Around the time the Spurs won their first title (1999), Sports Illustrated had two cool articles about Robinson. Rick Reilly’s piece talked a little about Robinson’s charity work that also mentioned some of Robinson’s impressive career awards. Then Robinson himself wrote about his feelings on winning it all.

The NBA posted some awesome highlights of Robinson on YouTube. The second video has some great highlights of him in action against Jordan’s Bulls.


John Stockton: I tend not to give Stockton his fair credit, probably because I’ve heard so many Jazz fans overrate him in my time. He was not the greatest point guard of all time. In his own career, I’d much rather have Magic Johnson, probably rather have Isiah Thomas, and stylistically prefer Gary Payton.

Stock was, however, a terrific player, holding career marks for assists and steals. He was best known for his passing and his mastery of the pick-and-roll, but he played with focus and toughness and rose to the occasion far better than his two-time MVP teammate, the Mailman, ever did. His career shooting percentage of 51.5% is basically off-the-charts for a guard.

1996-97, his thirteenth year in the league, was the last time he averaged double digits in assists but was, in the playoffs, his breakout year. In addition to his game- and series-winner in Game Six of the Western Conference Finals, he took over at the end of Game Four of the NBA Finals to even the series (see below), though the Bulls would win the next two games. Like John Elway, Stockton discovered how not only to contribute as he got older, but to play even better than he ever had before.




Michael Jordan: Players like Bill Russell have arguments, too, but I think Jordan was the greatest basketball player of all time. He was uniquely versatile, tough, creative, athletic, fearless, and determined. He had it all.

Wins? Try six NBA rings, two pairs of three in a row, all of which had Jordan winning the Finals MVP award, too. In Jordan’s last Finals with the Bulls, there were rumors Scottie Pippen would be given the award. Pippen was one of the very best players in the league and deserving of even more recognition than he got. But when an injury limited Pippen in Game Six, Jordan scored forty-five points and submitted a masterful final minute where he bent the game to his will. And, oh yeah, he won Olympic gold twice and hit a national championship-winning shot as a freshman at North Carolina. The NBA single-season record for wins by a team was 69 before Jordan played; his Bulls eventually submitted back-to-back 72 and 69-win seasons.

Stats? How about being the all-time leader in scoring average in the regular season and the playoffs? Jordan scored at least twenty points per game in each of his fifteen seasons. His career shooting percentage of 49.7% is amazing for a perimeter scorer; by comparison, Kobe Bryant’s at 45.5%. And he’s second only to Stockton in career steals.

Awards? In addition to those Finals MVPs, how about the five regular-season MVP trophies he picked up? (Should have been more.) He made the All-NBA first team ten times, and the All-Defensive first team nine. He won several player-of-the-year awards as a college junior. He was NBA rookie of the year and played in fourteen All-Star Games, winning three MVPs there.

Moments? There are too many to list, so some of my favorites: the Flu Game (Game 5 of the 1997 Finals)…his last game with the Bulls (the aforementioned Game 6 of the ’98 Finals)…The Shot over Craig Ehlo and Cleveland…the threes and the shrug against the Portland Trailblazers…switching hands against the Lakers in his first Finals…63 points against the Celtics in the playoffs his second year when he was returning from a broken foot…his game-winner over the Jazz in Game One of the 1997 Finals after “MVP” Karl Malone missed two free throws…his winner for UNC…and winning his first title after his father’s murder on Father’s Day, for starters.

Personally, I’ve seen Jordan’s most famous highlights a million times, so I decided instead to leave you with a) the NBA’s highlight package from his rookie year, and b) some of my favorite Jordan commercials. (The "Be Like Mike" song is a little annoying, but kids at school used to always sing that to me. Gotta admit I kinda liked it.)








Monday, September 7, 2009

The Buffs drop their first game

Last night was rough. The Colorado Buffaloes lost their first game of the season 23-17 in a game that was much less competitive than the final score appears.

Colorado made some plays, sure, and they even started the second half with a quick scoring drive. But they struggled to move the ball for most of the game. CU’s opponent moved the ball effortlessly in the first half, then faltered as the game went on, scoring only a field goal in the second half. They gave the Buffs enough of an opening to get back into the game, but CU couldn’t capitalize.

In Boulder right now, you can buy the jerseys of two active players and one legend. The No. 7 jersey belongs to Cody Hawkins, who threw forty passes yesterday. The No. 2 on sale is worn by running back Darrell Scott, who carried the ball once last night for one yard. Is it fair to suggest the coach is putting his son ahead of the team? No, but these are the kind of things that come up when you fall madly in love with airing it out. Rodney Stewart, the team’s leading rusher a year ago, carried a mere six times for thirty-eight yards. His 6.3-yard average carry was better than Hawkins’ 5.6 yards per attempt passing. Perhaps we could have run the ball more.

What felt like it would be a promising season got off to a pretty poor start yesterday. We’ll see how the Buffs respond in their next game, this Friday at Toledo (7 p.m. Mountain, ESPN).

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Rise and shout, the Cougars are out

No. 3 Oklahoma may have lost Hyped Man Sam Bradford in the second quarter, but they still let the No. 20 BYU Cougars take it to ’em in crunch time. BYU notched the upset win 14-13 tonight in Dallas.

I’ve seen BYU make plenty of comebacks, but it’s been years since both the offense and defense played with the kind of mental toughness they did in tonight’s fourth quarter.

Cougars QB Max Hall threw a costly pick at the end of the third that left Oklahoma with good field position at BYU’s 27, with the Sooners already holding a 10-7 lead. They immediately picked up a first down, too. But that was about it for OU tonight. Oklahoma running back Chris Brown picked up a first and goal, then BYU stopped him on consecutive plays. Third and goal from the five. On the pass, BYU cornerback Brian Logan appeared to knock the ball down cleanly, but was flagged for pass interference in the end zone. I thought this was a horrible call, honestly, and it gave Oklahoma first and goal at the two. Having seen a number of BYU games in my life, I thought the upset bid was over.

Funny thing, though. Oklahoma only moved the ball one yard in three downs and had to settle for a field goal. (They actually went backwards after a delay of game call on fourth down.) The BYU defense was just too resilient. I was impressed. But the offense still needed to come through in a major way.

The offense’s final (meaningful drive) was classic BYU: pass, pass, pass, even out of obvious passing formations, but just keep moving the chains. They ran a few times, but only out of a sense of obligation. The nicest play was a shot downfield, when Hall rolled right on third and ten and drilled a pass twenty-two yards to tight end Dennis Pitta. Pitta caught four passes on the drive and picked up enough yards on his last grab to set up first and goal. After a make-up PI call on Oklahoma gave BYU a fresh set of downs, they resorted to running the ball. They made it most of the way on first down before getting stuffed on second. Then they took a delay of game of their own on third. The announcer wisely said it might be a blessing in disguise, since BYU could abandon the power running. Sure enough, Hall hit a wide-open receiver in the back of the end zone on the next play for the go-ahead score.

The endgame was sort of funny: after Oklahoma bungled a promising drive into a missed 54-yard field goal attempt, BYU had just enough downs to run out the clock, but barely. Thus Hall was being kind of cute with his kneels, standing for a second or two before going down. I get why he did it, but I also get why an OU defender took a shot at him after his kneel on second down. But the teams kept their heads, and the Cougars got the win.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

The best football games of the decade

Inspired by the Sports Guy’s debates this year about what has been the best whatever of the decade, I thought it would be nice to talk, as the last football season of the decade kicks off, about which have been the best games of the double-ohs. (Hopefully I’ll look dumb for leaving out some awesome game that happens this season.)

Honorable mention: Sadly, I had to exclude the 2003 Fiesta Bowl, when Ohio State upset the favored Miami Hurricanes for the national championship—the game even went to a typically-awesome college overtime, but I really hated the pass interference call that extended the Buckeyes’ first overtime possession…the fourth and 26 game…the Rams-Titans Super Bowl XXXIV showdown, which was sorta boring until the last few minutes, when my BYU companion conveniently scheduled a home-teaching appointment…the Titans’ third win of the season over the Jaguars in the AFC Championship right before that game…the Music City Miracle, which never would have happened if Wade Phillips had stuck with Doug Flutie instead of Rob Johnson…the Patriots-Panthers Super Bowl which I also found kind of boring, probably because I watched it with family members who didn’t like football…Vick over Favre at Lambeau…the Miami over Nebraksa national championship, because there’s no way Nebraska should have been in that game…BYU's 2001 comeback over Utah...any games that involved the USC Trojans or Indianapolis Colts winning.

10. New England 16, Oakland 13 OT (AFC Divisional Round, January 19, 2002)

This game is perhaps infamous for the Tuck Rule, which is lame, because it was the right call. This was a terrific game, in the snow, and it was memorable as the first playoff win for Tom Brady, the sport’s best player of the decade. Adam Vinatieri shook off the conditions and kicked a 45-yard field goal to tie the game in the final minute, then hit a shorter kick to win in overtime.

The tying kick:

9. Tampa Bay 48, Oakland 21 (Super Bowl XXXVIII, January 26, 2003)

The Snow Game wasn’t the Raiders’ only memorable loss this decade. One of my roommates got a projector and threw sort of a small party for this game. One guest was a normally-insufferable Raiders fan who wouldn’t even give me the satisfaction of being upset at the score, since he claimed to have expected it after years of suffering.

I loved this game because the Raiders lost in spectacular fashion. They lost because they ran their usually-unstoppable offense against Jon Gruden, the Buccaneers’ new coach who had spent several preceding years with…wait for it…the Oakland Raiders, and who had taught them that offense in the first place. I’ve heard that the NFL Films highlights of this game show Tampa Bay defenders calling out Oakland’s plays before the Raiders could even run them.

Jerry Rice, the only Raider I could stand, had a 48-yard touchdown catch, but Rich “Don’t Scratch My Corvette” Gannon threw a satisfying five interceptions in his career’s biggest game.

The Raiders’ blowout loss almost made up for missing out on my preferred Steve McNair-Donovan McNabb Super Bowl matchup.

8. Pittsburgh 21, Indianapolis 18 (AFC Divisional Round, January 15, 2006)

Of all of Peyton Manning’s choke jobs, this may have been the sweetest to watch. The No. 6-seeded Steelers were heading into the RCA Dome to face the Colts, who’d started the year 13-0 and stoked talk of an undefeated season before finishing 14-2. The Steelers weren’t your typical 6th seed; quarterback Ben Roethlisberger had missed four games and the team had missed him, but they still appeared overmatched.

The Steelers had a double-digit lead at halftime, but almost blew the game when Jerome Bettis fumbled late near the goal line. Colts safety Nick Harper tried to put a move on Big Ben while returning the fumble and somehow failed. Roethlisberger’s shoestring tackle may have saved a touchdown; certainly it set the stage for Mike Vanderjagt to blow a potential tying field goal in the final minute.

7. New York Giants 17, New England 14 (Super Bowl XLII, February 3, 2008)

I didn’t much care for this game when it happened, because not only did another Manning win a Super Bowl trophy, but the Patriots were unable to join the 1972 Dolphins as an undefeated team. That sucks because the 1972 Dolphins are a classless bunch of jerks.

Anyway, the Patriots went 16-0 in the regular season, Tom Brady threw 50 touchdown passes, including 23 to Randy Moss, and the team scored a record 589 points. Thus the Giants deserve respect for their historic upset. Pretty weird that a team that scored 36.8 per game in the regular season only put up 14 in the biggest game of the year; I wonder who their offensive coordinator was that day?

6. New England Patriots 24, Philadelphia Eagles 21 (Super Bowl XXXIX, February 6, 2005)

This game was, in some ways, more exciting for its star power than for the way it played out. Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, and the Patriots were going for their third ring. Terrell Owens, who was still a superstar, had joined the Eagles and helped them cruise through the regular season before breaking his ankle. The team finally made its first Super Bowl of the McNabb era, and Owens was determined to play in the Super Bowl, which he did.

This gave us one of my favorite Super Bowl pregame stories ever: Peter King’s interview with Jack Youngblood. I don’t want to spoil it but let’s just say Youngblood, who played several playoff games in a row with a taped-up broken leg, wasn’t too impressed with Owens.

The game itself was surreal. The Eagles got the ball down ten in the fourth and were slowly but surely moving down the field. Then I looked up at the clock and saw that there were like three and half minutes left, but no sense of urgency on the field. The Eagles completely botched their clock management and didn’t give themselves a good chance at the upset. No offense to Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb but it’s kind of amazing they still have their jobs, even now, after that. Still, this was one of the most memorable games of the decade for me; I can still remember watching the game, the phone call with my brother afterwards, and playing some Halo 2 after that.

(Speaking of great games, let’s not forget that the Patriots beat the Colts for the sixth time in a row a few weeks before this game, though the Colts have won four of five since.)

5. Denver 27, New England 13 (AFC Divisional Round, January 14, 2006)

My favorite team won exactly one playoff game this decade, so of course it makes the list. But the game was pretty relevant, seeing as it knocked the two-time defending champions out of the playoffs and ended New England’s playoff winning streak at ten games (!).

Early in the game, Broncos safety John Lynch was celebrating in the Patriots’ backfield. Brady followed him, pumping his fist and getting fired up. I’ll admit, I was terrified when Lynch did that, but it didn’t end up mattering. The Broncos capitalized on several turnovers, especially with Champ Bailey’s controversial 101-yard interception return, and won the game healthily. Later, someone unfamiliar with timestamps added the final score of the game to my HPS preview post as a “prediction”, which is fun, too.

Champ’s return:


4. Boise State 43, Oklahoma 42 OT (Fiesta Bowl, January 1, 2007)

This was the famous upset that proved a school from a non-BCS conference could beat a BCS school in a game for not the championship. Which is good, because unfortunately that's about the best those teams will be allowed to do (Boise State hadn't lost a single game all year; it's hard to imagine a team in their shoes doing better).

The Broncos connected on an incredible hook-and-ladder to force overtime, then scored a touchdown and went for two on two more trick plays to win the game in overtime. Here are some highlights:

And here's the condensed run of the complete game (the long version is on Hulu, too):


3. Colorado 62, Nebraska 36 (November 23, 2001)

I didn’t throw myself into the Buffs’ 2001 season out of a misguided sense of honor: while I liked CU and remembered rooting for them in the 1990 and 1991 Orange Bowls as a kid, I thought it would be fair-weather of me to fancy myself a huge Buffaloes fan once they were suddenly good again. This was particularly stupid considering I was attending CU at the time. But I definitely loved this game.

The Buffs had lost nine in a row to the Cornhuskers, including a few heartbreakers the few years previous. It was awful, how close we’d been to winning. I was living in Boulder but didn’t have tickets to the game, so I drove home to watch it at a friend’s house. I can still remember seeing the cars driving into Boulder that day, including several obnoxious vehicles with Nebraska flags adorning them. They’d come to Colorado to throw a party in our town.

The Cornhuskers were 11-0 and ranked No. 2 in the nation. But their vaunted defense was an absolute sieve against Colorado’s running game that day. Chris Brown ran for 198 yards and six touchdowns, while Bobby Purify added 154 and another score. They were unstoppable. At one point the announcers singled out (doubled out?) the blocking of Buffs right guard Andre Gurode and right tackle Victor Rogers, who opened up enormous holes the entire game, breaking Nebraska’s will and presumably ending their shot at a national championship.

The BCS being what it is, Nebraska actually got a second chance and played in the title game, where the Hurricanes thankfully finished the job.


I’m a jerk for posting this next one, but everyone remembers it:


2. New England 20, St. Louis 17 (Super Bowl XXXVI, February 3, 2002)

Do you remember what football was like at the turn of the century? You couldn’t crack open a sports magazine without reading about the Rams, a.k.a. The Greatest Show on Turf, and their explosive offense. Kurt Warner, the Rams’ QB, went from an inspiring story to an overexposed annoyance in record time, though he became a cool story again last year.

Though Warner’s a religious guy with a very humble start to his pro career, his team exuded arrogance. Marshall Faulk was an exceptional talent, no question, but I couldn’t stand guys like DrĂ© Bly or the endless talk of the team’s speed. I’m pretty sure the guys on other NFL teams are fast. Also, I got sick of hearing how their speed was even more advantageous on turf, which made sense, considering that opposing defenses were still stuck playing on grass. (Oh, wait.)

The Patriots, on the other hand, had had a weird season. Franchise cornerstone Drew Bledsoe was hurt in the team’s second game, paving the way for backup quarterback Tom Brady to start. I didn’t see much of Brady outside of an October loss to the Broncos that year, but heard plenty of talk about him being a “game manager”. A game manager is usually a nice term for a quarterback who rises just close enough to mediocrity that he doesn’t lose games by himself. Why would anyone be impressed with that? Brady was hurt in the AFC Championship game, but Bledsoe came in and carried the team to its Super Bowl berth. I can remember arguing before the Super Bowl that the Patriots should start Bledsoe.

The game was a lot of fun. The Patriots took a 14-3 lead into halftime after a Ty Law interception return for a touchdown and a still-beautiful scoring pass from Brady to David Patten. It turned out the Rams’ speed was ineffective against the physical and aggressive New England defense. But, like they had the year before in their playoff loss to New Orleans, the Rams’ offense made a late charge. They scored two fourth-quarter touchdowns, including a 26-yard pass from Warner to Ricky Proehl to tie the game with ninety seconds left.

John Madden famously suggested that the Patriots kneel and try to win the game in overtime, but Brady drove the team far enough down the field to allow a 48-yard field goal attempt by Vinatieri, which he made on the last play for the championship. I decided after that game never to doubt Brady again. (By the way, you can tell which sportswriter I’ve read the most this decade by the fact that five Patriots games made my top ten.)


1. Texas 41, USC 38 (Rose Bowl National Championship Game, January 4, 2006)

It took me a while to decide on the best game of the decade, but after watching the highlight clip below (sorry about the language; mute it if you’re sensitive), the pick was obvious. Both the Patriots’ upset of the Rams and the Longhorns’ win in the Rose Bowl were sparked by physical defenses defeating a flashy opponent, but the college game had so much more drama, especially considering USC took a twelve-point lead with 6:42 remaining. There were so many moments, whether it was the helmet-removing hit on that Trojan heading up the sideline, or that amazing interception, or Reggie Bush’s idiotic pitch, or the way LenDale White got stuffed on fourth down. But the real star, of course, was Vince Young, who not only threw for 267 yards and ran for 200, but ran for a game-winning touchdown on fourth-and-five with the national championship on the line. I still get chills thinking about it.