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Oh, hail yes. Check out the cover of All-Pro Football 2K8.

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John said…
Ah, yeah, bro. The only thing wrong is that the Duke should be standing on a pedastal because he is head and shoulders above any other player to play the game . . .
David said…
not a bad choice, two of my favorite players and the best at their respective positions.

the jury may still be out on this one, but is it too much to ask to put david kirkus on the cover instead of rice?
David said…
AND,

the cover should be the duke all by himself being carried by loinclothed servants while he is fanned with palm leaves and fed grapes by pat bowlen...

in sort of that, evil king noah pose... you know what one i'm talking about.
Mike said…
Oh, I think I do.
John said…
Classic. Nothing like a little love for the Duke, no matter how inadequate we may be . . .

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